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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Tue May 18, 2004 @ 4:22am |
 Coolness: 194740 | Lavigne blames carbs for her angry lyrics
By Jeannette Walls Avril Lavigne has explained why the lyrics to her songs were also so angry: she was eating too many carbs. The "Complicated" singer is out promoting her new album, "Under My Skin," and has given this reason for her former angst. “I was eating bad stuff,” Lavigne said. “Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated. I spent some time with a nutritionist and learned I had low blood sugar. Now I eat accordingly.” It would seem that the lack of carbs is now going to her head. “I have always known I was going to be a star,” Lavigne continued, according to the London Mirror. “I knew this was my destiny so things have fallen into place.” Lavigne dismissed rumors that she’s dating Justin Timberlake and is commenting on those evenings she’s been spending with shock rocker Marilyn Manson — though she denies they’re romantically involved. “When we’re in the same city we get together and he’s so cool,” Lavigne said. “One time, we hung out in his room and watched movies. I went to his show a couple of times and we hung out on the tour bus after. When we’re together it’s really cool because we just sit there and totally talk. It’s so healthy when I can sit down and talk to another artist who’s doing what I’m doing.” Watch it Swatch has a new watch that Janet Jackson might want to wear. The trendy timepiece company — which recently caused a furor by plastering a billboard of bunnies in compromising positions in Times Square — is releasing a limited-edition series of watches with full frontal nudity. Multimillionaire philanthropist Henry Buhl won the right to design a Swatch watch at auction, and chose the erotic photograph “California Finger Nails Hollywood” by famed fashion photographer Helmut Newton as the graphic. The design will be unveiled next week and one watch will be auctioned off. The daring folks at Swatch are eager to push the envelope. Chortles one insider: "This [watch] is even racier than our Bunnysutra one." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Tue May 18, 2004 @ 12:30pm |
 Coolness: 201940 | Avril's comments are almost as dumb as Britney's about how she took up smoking because she wanted a "more raspy voice". |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» lakester replied on Tue May 18, 2004 @ 12:37pm |
 Coolness: 60395 | christ... she's what.. 19? 20? now's the time to eat junk food and carbs and whatever. who goes to see a nutritionist at 19?
then again... maybe that attitude is why i'm a big fat ass ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue May 18, 2004 @ 12:37pm |
 Coolness: 340380 | where'd you get this? i dunno whether to read this or not. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Wed May 19, 2004 @ 12:15am |
 Coolness: 202830 | skater boy wasn't angry, it was cheery wasn't it? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Wed May 19, 2004 @ 11:43am |
| Coolness: 194740 | skater boy was still kinda angry, sorta "haha in your face jap bitch" angry, but yeah the article isnt talking about that, more along the lines of complicated, don't tell me, that kinda thing.
and Ian i think it was MSN newsfeed but im not sure, it was late and just past 4:20 :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Wed May 19, 2004 @ 8:01pm |
 Coolness: 122155 | it was in the gazette today too |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed May 19, 2004 @ 9:14pm |
 Coolness: 686305 | I so hope Marilyn Manson bones the shit out of her, videotapes it, and releases it on the internet.
That would fucking rule. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Wed May 19, 2004 @ 10:54pm |
| Coolness: 202830 | Manson is happy enough with a beautiful girl |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Thu May 20, 2004 @ 8:05am |
 Coolness: 139435 | hahaha for sure fred. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Mon May 24, 2004 @ 8:40pm |
 Coolness: 155390 | ^^ ahahah i second that. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Mon May 24, 2004 @ 9:04pm |
 Coolness: 69690 | ITS SPELLED SKATER BOI!!! WITH AN 'I' STUPIDS!!!
LEARN TO SPELL!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Mon May 24, 2004 @ 9:14pm |
| Coolness: 155390 | you tell em dino!!!! tell those fuckers! hahah
"why do i hafta be so constipaaaated? tryina get it out, but these carbs, theyr makin me sooo frusttrateddddd" blablabla |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon May 24, 2004 @ 9:14pm |
| Coolness: 686305 | Don't you have a cousin to try and seduce or something? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Mon May 24, 2004 @ 9:31pm |
| Coolness: 155390 | ahahah^
i wants me one o those swatches |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Tue May 25, 2004 @ 6:35pm |
| Coolness: 69690 | i wish yas was my cousin |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 3:45am |
| Coolness: 686305 | Get in line! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Wed May 26, 2004 @ 6:50pm |
| Coolness: 155390 | yeh, to try on the red tshirts that is! red shirts define the red-neck status that we all strive for...
dont worry champ, we'll ALLL Be a cousin/mother/sister to our offspring one day ;) wait... ahaha ok.. YAYE! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu May 27, 2004 @ 2:42am |
| Coolness: 194740 | im actually happy yas isnt my cousins cuz the thoughts i get when i look at her luscious bootay are definitely restricted to non-family :smokin |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Mon May 31, 2004 @ 4:03pm |
 Coolness: 121630 | ahahahah |
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