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Worst Pickup Lines Ever...
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Coolness: 81965
| Originally Posted By NO_COMPLY ORIGINALLY POSTED BY GRASP YOU MUST WORK AT SUBWAYS CUZ YOU JUST GAVE ME A FOOTLONG! WIN
So far I'd have to agree, that line's extra gratiné à la mode... |
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I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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Coolness: 87130
| worst pick up line ever...
you remind me of my mom. |
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Coolness: 65575
| do you want to help me reinact my birth using your vagina |
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I'm feeling like yammin pooch right now.. |
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Coolness: 166820
| This is, I believe, Ash's last line in ArmyOfDarkness, but someone should try it out as a pick-up line: "Hail to the king, baby" ...
(said with smug yet sexy expression on face; the "baby" part is really important, do not omit)... |
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Coolness: 65575
| ya that one sucks like a vacuum with duel cyclone action! |
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I'm feeling like yammin pooch right now.. |
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Coolness: 166820
| it's supposed to, this is the WORST pick-up lines... |
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Coolness: 65575
| thanks 4 pointing that out!PLUR |
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I'm feeling like yammin pooch right now.. |
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Coolness: 85210
| what do you mean no? |
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I'm feeling overtime right now.. |
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Coolness: 134545
| fuck me or the kitty gets it! |
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I'm feeling new tunes up right now.. |
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Coolness: 76530
| lol |
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I'm feeling shark shit right now.. |
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Coolness: 509835
| I fuck good, girl Mise À Jour » AlienZeD a écrit sur Sat 28 Oct, 2006 @ 3:03am nice vagina... Mise À Jour » AlienZeD a écrit sur Sat 28 Oct, 2006 @ 3:06am Don't I know you from some where? Or was it a position?
The word of the day is legs, let's go to my place and spread the word.
Hey baby, I own a corvette.
That's right, one million dollars.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Is that desperation I smell?
What is that smell? OmG it's you! The smell of beauty.
uuggh |
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I'm feeling ddddddddddddddrunk right now.. |
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Coolness: 266230
| Originally Posted By NA
This is, I believe, Ash's last line in ArmyOfDarkness, but someone should try it out as a pick-up line: "Hail to the king, baby" ...
(said with smug yet sexy expression on face; the "baby" part is really important, do not omit)...
hah |
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I'm feeling butterflies right now.. |
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Coolness: 81965
| I think I prefer... "Hey She-bitch!"
Or you could just whip it out and say "You'll find this in the sporting goods department...Shop smart. Shop S-smart!..." |
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I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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Coolness: 47700
| Tu suces tu pour un vieux 2$? |
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I'm feeling naughty right now.. |
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Coolness: 136320
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
imagine un vieux 1$ |
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I'm feeling your soul right now.. |
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Coolness: 47700
| Pouhaha! |
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I'm feeling naughty right now.. |
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Coolness: 76530
| lol |
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I'm feeling kull right now.. |
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Coolness: 509835
| Hey baby, I'm employed, live on my own, have a car and am 10 inches long. |
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I'm feeling midterms right now.. |
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Coolness: 122585
| i'm 40 and live with my mother and her 40 cats |
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I'm feeling hate right now.. |
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Coolness: 266230
| im 12. |
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I'm feeling ravyyy like gravyyy right now.. |
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